F-22s and the Indian Menace

I learned today that Sen. John Cornyn’s (R-Texas) believes we are in danger from India…

We’re fighting — we have graver threats and greater threats than that: From a rising India, with increased exercise of their military power; Russia; Iran, that’s threatening to build a nuclear weapon; with North Korea, shooting intercontinental ballistic missiles, capable of hitting American soil.

I figured out how the insidious Indian plan works:

  1. Get America addicted to the sweet tunes of A.R. Rahman, as featured in Slumdog Millionaire.
  2. ???
  3. Profit / world domination!

Clearly the only way to save ourselves is to destroy Bollywood with our F-22 fighter jets… oh wait, Slumdog was made by white people…


3 thoughts on “F-22s and the Indian Menace

  1. It’s the British. They’ve been bought out by brainwashingly tasty curry places. Now they’re a pawn of the evil Indian empire. Who can blame them really after centuries of boiled mutton?

  2. Cornyn is a reliable source of weapons-grade stupid, but in this case, he’s not alone. That’s what happens when you’ve got a product whose manufacture touches 44 states. In the sense that the F-22’s mission was to spread federal defense contracting dollars around, it was a fabulous success.

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