A little end of the semester news, but good news this time…
Dear Mr. Anand Dilip Sarwate:
We are pleased to inform you that your manuscript, “Exact emulation of a priority queue with a switch and delay lines” has been accepted for publication in Queueing Systems.
But no rest for the wicked, as they say…
An Ergodic Walk 
Congratulations!
Congrats! You’re worming your way up the degradin^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H exciting academic ladder!