From The Onion:
Scorpio: (Oct. 24Nov. 21)
You claim that you never asked for this crap, but there’s your signature, plain as day, on all the crap-request forms.
Maybe I’m secretly a Scorpio…
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An Ergodic Walk 
Cindy is a Scorpio and says this horoscope fits her to a T.