I didn’t ask…

From The Onion:

Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
You claim that you never asked for this crap, but there’s your signature, plain as day, on all the crap-request forms.

Maybe I’m secretly a Scorpio…

stately, plump

I am neither, and therefore I bear little corporeal resemblance to Buck Mulligan. Since today is Bloomsday I bought myself a copy of Ulysses, my old one having perished. This one is an old hardback from Moe’s, delightfully musty. I read part of the first chapter on the steps of the library before the crowds of orientating students and parents forced me to flee to the relative calm of Cory Hall.

Don’t bother reading on unless you care for my self-excoriating drivel.
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