Via MetaFilter comes this little tidbit on how bubbles in beer actually flow downward. I think I will celebrate my newfound knowledge tonight by drinking a pint of Guinness and then reading some Brendan Behan. Slainte!
Monthly Archives: March 2004
neil gaiman
has a blog too.
a pledge
We had to say this every time we went to the library in elementary school. I think it has influenced me profoundly. It neatly encapsulates some of my personal philosophy and how I interact with the world and my fellow humans.
Life is short. Therefore, I shall be a crusader in the fight against ignorance and fear, beginning with myself.
God bless Ms. Vickers-Shelley.
Hamlet : Poem Unlimited
by Harold Bloom. I picked this up on a whim from the Morrison Reading Room after reading Wally‘s Bloom-mania. It’s a slim volume, a sort of post-lude to Bloom’s Shakespeare : The Invention of the Human. In its 25 brief chapters, he treats us to his musings on various topics related to what he concludes is Shakespeare’s greatest play. His thoughts are frustratingly vague at times, which makes them simultaneously appealing and obnoxious — it takes several more hours of thought to end up agreeing or disagreeing with him, and even then you’re not sure if you understood his point. In that way the book is a provocation to think deeper about Hamlet and to discard some conventional classroom assumptions about the play.
Bloom’s observations would make good response papers or starting points for longer analyses. For example, at the end of the chapter on the Grave-digger, he concludes:
The Grave-digger is the reality principle, mortality, while Hamlet is death’s scholar. Shakespeare sets Hamlet’s death, in the Court, at Elsinore. By then, however, Hamlet has long seemed posthumous.
When talking about the given circumstances of the play, he instructs us to
… set aside the prevalent judgement that the deepest cause of his [Hamlet’s] melancholia is his mourning for the dead father and his outrage at his mother’s sexuality. Don’t condescend to the Prince of Denmark: he is more intelligent than you are, whoever you are. That, ultimately, is why we need him and cannot evade his play. The foreground to Shakespeare’s tragedy is Hamlet’s consciousness of his own consciousness, unlimited yet at war with itself.
Later he describes Beckett’s Endgame as one of many famous misreadings of Hamlet. Bloom sort of abuses his reputation as a famous critic in the book by dropping these claims with only a few pieces of text to back him up. Perhaps they are meant to be bones for younger critics to squabble over, or perhaps he sees no reason to justify them further — after all, they are just musings. In the end, I found this book interesting yet unsatisfying. I don’t want Hamlet to be read for me by someone else, but I wanted a little more to go on than (seemingly) deep statement that Hamlet and Falstaff are the supreme comedians of the canon. However, armed with these ideas I can go through the play again to discover new depths in it, which is, in the end, what good criticism is good for.
π day
It was pointed out to me that yesterday was π Day (3/14), which only works if you use the American system of dates, month/day/year, rather than the resolution scale model of day/month/year used by everyone else it seems. A bunch of Berkeley students decided to celebrate by chalking some few hundred digits of π on the sidewalk, extending from the math building north to the engineering buildings. It came as a surprise to some that I found it not very reminiscent of MIT. I’m not sure exactly what made it ring false. Perhaps it was too cute, or not esoteric enough. Perhaps it was the fact that you couldn’t possibly chalk the digits of π into the sidewalk at MIT in the middle of March since there might be snow on the ground, as opposed to the currently sunny and 82 degree weather in Berkeley. But whatever it was, it felt silly and just the thing for the week before Spring Break.
Oh, and happy Ides of March everyone. Make sure to warn your local emperor.
a first
I spent more than 30 minutes looking for parking in the Haight today, then gave up and came back home. Luckily there’s an Amoeba in Berkeley, or heads would have to roll. On a somewhat related note, why is people don’t know how to signal anymore? Were they never told to do it, did they forget, or are they just assholes?
authors
I’m not the sort of person who goes in for lists like the Top 100 Novels or 100 Best GLBT Books mainly because they remind me of the sort of crap that Charles Murray likes to write about in Human Accomplishment. Many universities have a class on Great Works, against which I have railed, for I find the point misguided. How are you ever going to cover all of the great novels? How can you suppose to make ranked lists of authors and say he and she are in, but that guy just doesn’t make the cut?
On the other hand, I do believe that in order to be a good theater artist, you should know many plays, and also that you should know the greats, even if they aren’t your favorites. I don’t think you have to have read every play Mamet’s written, but you should read at least one, so that you know vaguely what Mamet is like. There are holes in my dramatic knowledge and I want to plug them up — I still haven’t read anything by Hellman, Odets, Fornes, or Wasserstein, but I’m going to correct that in time. I feel the same way about film now — I like movies, and there are some directors whose work I’ve never seen, much to my shame. In the last year I saw my first Buñuel (The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoise) and Godard (A Woman is a Woman). I just rented Cassavetes’ Faces, and will be getting my first Fassbinder soon (The Bitter Tears of Petra von Kant).
But when I read this article where Martin Amis talks about Saul Bellow, I realized I’ve never read anything by Bellow, only one story by Singer, and half of Portnoy’s Complaint. I’ve never read a novel by Updike, D.H. Lawrence, or Hardy. On the other hand, I’ve read almost everything by Lethem, Borges, and Calvino. I lack a sort of literary literacy, and perhaps it would behoove me to do a survey of those authors who have shaped literature through the ages. For every new book, an old one perhaps. And at the top of the list, Saul Bellow. I’m open to suggestions.
crutchmaster
I was reminded today about an amazing performance artist I saw in Boston called The Crutchmaster. He’s a dancer who has to use crutches due to a rare form of arthritis, and can do some truly amazing things on these specialty crutches that he found. He says he’s a performance artist, but his pieces are very dance-like, a modern hip-hop dance ensemble that comments on the nature of disability and society’s attitude towards it. He has a website with some video — it gives an idea of what his performance is like, but doesn’t do justice to the live performance. If he comes to town, you should definitely see him.
He gave a talk at MIT while his show was going on at the Dance Umbrella — it’s amazing to me the opportunities for seeing interesting new art and hearing from artists that were facilitated by MIT. It’s those sneak peeks into the less-familiar territories of the arts that are often the most interesting. Berkeley has similar opportunities — I saw DJ Spooky give a talk on art, technology, and theory in his work just last year. But I wasn’t surprised at the opportunities at Berkeley, and I was at MIT.
feet
Hop to it (~ is light and − is heavy):
| Pyrrhic | ~~ |
| Spondee | −− |
| Tribrach | ~~~ |
| Molossos | −−− |
| Iamb | ~− |
| Trochee | −~ |
| Anapest | ~~− |
| Dactyl | −~~ |
| Bacchius | ~−− |
| Antibacchius | −−~ |
| Amphimacer (also cretic) | −~− |
| Amphibrach | ~−~ |
| Ionic a minore | ~~−− |
| Choriamb | −~~− |
| Antispast | ~−−~ |
| First Paeon | −~~~ |
| Second Paeon | ~−~~ |
| Third Paeon | ~~−~ |
| Fourth Paeon | ~~~− |
The Cheese Monkeys
By Chip Kidd. This is a very cute novel about how a college freshman discovers graphic design though a course on “Commercial Art” taught by one of the funniest cariacatures of the vicious art teacher, Winter Sorbeck. Chip Kidd is himself a graphic designer, and the book shows it — wide margins, painstakingly chosen typefaces, information all over the cover of the book and so on. Many might say that it sufferes from the excesses of the McSweeney’s crowd, but if you are a designer, one expects your book to be itself a design.
The story is straighforward enough, and although there were very few surprises, Kidd’s writing is so funny and engaging that I couldn’t put it down. It’s a wonderful book for a rainy afternoon or a boring commute — it’ll wake you up and you’ll be laughing.