imminent risk to civil order

My distinguished governor has decreed that the gay marriage licenses in San Francisco represent “an imminent risk to civil order.” He’s right on the money. Once those gay people get married, they’re going to start rioting, smashing windows of shops, looting, burning cars. They’ll be worse than Patriots fans in Kenmore Square after the Superbowl. Unless we stop them right now, San Francisco might have to get put under martial law. I’m just waiting for him to say he wants to “terminate” the licenses.

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0 thoughts on “imminent risk to civil order

  1. Right on, brother. While we’re at it, we need to reinstate slavery, remove women’s right to vote, and let’s not forget about the Chinese Exclusion Act, whose repeal was also known as the big yellow mistake.

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