My friend Sin is getting shown up by his own character in The Sims. Apparently the computer can learn a lot about you:

Normally, you have to get a Sim to flirt with another one for any sort of hanky-panky to take place, but mine? Well, he just moved straight in for the kill, no bones about it. I didn’t tell him to do ANYTHING…he just decided to go for the Mediterranean sausage all on his own.

I’m so gay that I’ve made a COMPUTER CHARACTER GAY WITHOUT EVEN TRYING.

Poor, poor guy. The screenshots are pretty hot though.